There ought
to be a law about ...
September 5, 2007
By STEVE
SNYDER, editor / Navasota Examiner
Well, more than
six hundred new Texas laws went into
effect Sept. 1. Unfortunately, not one
of them was about controlling the Texas
Department of Transportation making
propaganda films.
I'm sorry, did I say that? I mean,
informative commercials about just how
wonderful TxDOT wants to make our lives
with brand-spanking new, wide,
fast-moving roads. Now, the word "toll"
was never used, let alone the phrase
"Trans Texas Corridor," but, they were
lurking in the background, like the
shadow of an 800-pound gorilla.
Meanwhile, some people are even floating
the legal possibility that TxDOT could
"buy back" already-built roads; that is,
it could pay the federal government its
original construction costs and then
make I-45, for example, a toll road.
Frankly, I'm
shocked - shocked, I say - that TxDOT
hasn't pulled out the terrorism angle.
This would make a better commercial than
anything they've run so far.
Picture a TV commercial voiceover
saying, "When our roads are no longer
free, then terrorists will no longer be
free to use our roads. Support TxDOT's
fight against terrorism by supporting
the Trans Texas Corridor.
Just as no law
was made about TxDOT propaganda
commercials, likewise, no law was made
against political stupidity, to come
into effect Sept. 1. Perhaps that's why
novelist/ musician Kinky Friedman said
he's considering another run for
governor - as a Democrat.
Kinky's political deaf ear was so bad
that he apparently didn't even recognize
that the overlapping of the circle of
people who agreed with him favoring gay
marriage and the circle of people who
agreed with him that those who don't
love Jesus should go to the nether
regions was a mighty small circle. After
he made those comments within a week of
one another, I knew that his candidacy
was doomed to flop, though vigorously
flop at first, like a fresh-landed fish
dropped on the beach on a 100-degree
day. Plus, Kinky may have forgotten his
clueless and insensitive "jailhouse
Negro" comments, but Democratic voters
surely haven't. Perhaps that's why he
doesn't get that his chances of getting
the Democratic nomination in 2010 are
about that of a snowball in Kerrville.
(Personally, I think Houston Mayor Bill
White would be a strong candidate.)
One law that did take effect in August
was to control school districts from
having early-August starts to the school
year. Frankly, I don't think that's such
a bad idea if combined with lengthening
the school year about 10 or 20 days.
Surely part of the reason students in
other "First World" countries score
better than us on standardized math,
science, geometry and history tests is
having such longer school years. That's
not the only way in which we could learn
some K-12 educational ideas from other
"Westernized" nations, but it surely is
one way.
Finally, I hope
your Labor Day was a chance to not work,
rather than mad mall shopping or
something similar, as the day was
created to remember what labor, and
organized labor, has done for America.
Organized labor has continued to get
battered; unions represent just 7
percent of private-sector employees,
which I find disconcerting. Unions may
not be perfect, but they did give the
country the eight-hour day, the 40-day
week, child labor laws and a minimum
wage.